求英语高手翻译！一段话

THE function of chocolate：
“The chocolate can make people relax.Put it in your mouth ,close your eyes careful its flavor.Something boring can be forgot .There is a kind of factor that can alleviation mood.So it become a essential thing in my life. Actually ,it has many function,for example,it can pain-relieving,especially to girls,and effective.Of course,this function is not useful for everyone.It also can lose weight.Very amazing?ah-ah,you may want to ask how dose chocolate lose weight.Isn`t it a kind of increases fat food? if you eat too much,it must be increase fat.But eat a little of it is good to lose weight.if you don`t believe,you may have a try!Of course,it not necessarily is suitable for all people.”